Sep
21

sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 


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21

zodiacchic:

All ZC posts here!

zodiacchic:

All ZC posts here!


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Sep
20

gethenian:

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.


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20

jamesdeenhateclub:

Tura Satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:

  • born in 1938 and died in 2011
  • her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
  • she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
  • this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
  • over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
  • at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
  • "we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
  • moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
  • dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
  • her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
  • Tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
  • was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was] extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”

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20
  •  *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee: 
  • Man: 
  • Employee: 
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

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    20

    love-maddi:

Quotes, love, tattoos, colored hair and whatever the fuck else i like♡

    love-maddi:

    Quotes, love, tattoos, colored hair and whatever the fuck else i like


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    20

    neuroticdream:

I love you, even if it was just for a fleeting moment, I knew that you and I were real. on We Heart It.

    neuroticdream:

    I love you, even if it was just for a fleeting moment, I knew that you and I were real. on We Heart It.


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    20

    I don’t think you understand how extremely and utterly captivating you are. Your face, your eyes, your mouth, your nose, your creases on the side of your lips or at your eyes, they all make up the most beautiful creature I have ever viewed in my life.

    I could sit and ponder for the rest of my life and try to think of reasons that have allowed me the privilege to even be noticed by you. Let alone letting the words fall out of my mouth that your are mine or that I am yours.

    You are so breathtaking, it can make anyone stop to sight the most bewildering person in the all of humanity.

    I have never been so intensively in love with someone before and I would never alter or exchange this love for absolutely anything.

    I love you.

    For you, my love.”

    Myself

    (st-uck.tumblr.com)


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    20
    “There was something about his smile .
    And his contagious laughter .
    There was something about the way his eyes gleamed when he talked about something he loved .
    There has always been something about him that lured me .
    Something enticing .
    And that made me fall in love with him .”

    (via withlovesn)


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